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Friday, January 20, 2006 

Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep little trauma patient...


Doctors are toying with ways to turn Demolition Man into a reality show.
The process includes allowing patients to 'bleed out' while replacing their blood with cold saline solution. This extreme hypothermia can hold wounded pigs in suspention for 3 to 4 hours. No word yet on weather the pigs can still be made into bacon when they wake up.
Doctors are requesting authorization to begin doing this in truama wards.

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